^ < V game

^ does not think the cake is a lie.

< wants sandwiches now.

v should start talking about drinks.

^ Truly is a gamer girl (unlike the imitations out there)

< Used to be a part-time bartender

v Makes a mean [insert your specialty drink here]

^should make everyone a drink
<sticks with shots of vodka
vdoesn't drink

/\ Is correct

< Has a book with a beetle on it roughly half a meter away from him

\/ Knows their Bureaucrats from their Checkusers and Sysops.

^ is right if it is friday
< is apathetic about the wiki
v is as well

^ Is correct about my wiki-apathy.
< Spent too long looking for userbars
V Will comment on them.

^ has some awesome userbars

< has to make hers .gif files as well because space is too limited.

v has no userbars on his/her signature.

/\ Is wrong. I don't have a sig .

< Doesn't have a sig

\/ Lives in a timezone where it is currently 21 January

^ Spends way too much time on the wiki.
< Is in the aforementioned timezone!
v Is not Violet.

/\ Is correct

< Is currently lurking Recent Changes

\/ Has visited a non-English Wikipedia

^ is correct (though it was a mistake)
<actually likes the Wiki and has recently snazzed up her page there!
v probably doesn't care about my Wiki page

/\Is incorrect. Cares enough to offer to make it look better

<Is looking at the "Kansas" page at RationalWiki

\/ Knows what Project Chanology is

^ is correct! (I looked it up just now! )
< is wondering what sort of changes link would have in mind for her Wiki page (and, what do you mean?!? It isn't that bad! *mutters* I've only just begun working on it recently!)
v most likely wishes that we would just shut up about the Wiki

^is correct
<is eating cheese
vwishes they had cheese

/\ Is semi-correct

< Has a link to the MCM forums in his favorites

\/Doesn't know the majority that Hillary Clinton got approved to become Sec. State.

^ is right

< doesn't care for politics or anything to do with it -in whatever country

v has an opinion about politics

^Is an Anime Addict.
<Just jumped on the userbar bandwagon.
VShould jump on some sort of bandwagon, too.

^ obviously owns a game cube
< will not jump on a band wagon of any kind
v has a very funny joke to tell

^wants to hear a joke
<has many funny jokes, all racist, but still used jokingly
vshould tell me if they want to hear them or not

/\ Is politically incorrect

< Is having slow intertubes today

\/ Has less time on his hands then this guy

^ Loves posting random Youtube links.
< Never looks at them.
V Probably does.

/\ Probably doesn't look at them in fear of being RickRolled

< Just got Rickrolled himself

\/ Has a userbar in their sig

^ Is wrong, I have like 20.
< Has never been Rickrolled, honestly.
V Has been Rickrolled far too often.

^ has not spent enough time on the internet
< hates the rickroll
v is going to rickroll their self out of curiosity

/\ Is being helpful

< RickRolls himself when he's bored

\/ Has never heard of Barak Roll