Game: Ban the person above you!

Banned for letting people know the ban quota is sooper sekrit.(It's sooper sekrisy was s00per sekrit!)

Banned for butting in and stealing my ban of MO! Shame on you! Now I had to change my ban!

Banned for complaining about it.

Banned for being a hypocrite and complaining about my complaining!

Banned for getting the wrong idea, I wasn't complaining, just stating that you complained.

Banned for posting three times on this page.

Banned for banning enthusiasm, and for not being that Johny fella who I was gonna ban with my shotgun if the varmint ever shows up again.

Banned for being an adorable granny.

Banned for having an anime-syle avitar!

banned for your inability to spell 'avatar'.

Wait.. this seems so deja vu....

Banned because that means something has been changed in The Matrix.

Banned because this is Malton, not the Matrix. Here there IS a spoon, but it does just 1 HP of damage and is only found in mall food courts. Most people have it clicked to auto-drop.

Because she happens to have posted when I was drinking some coffee.

banned for drinking coffee! (will you people never learn! its evil!)

Banned for being right about how evil coffee is.(Don't forget the tea menace)

banned for hating on tea! (its the drink of angels!)

banneed because suspects he might be working with the angelswho keep forcding me to drink tea

Banned for knowing too much.

Now if you will just follow me behind the building...

*guides jay away from witnesses*

I unfortunately must ban Ms. Sonja, so red,
for having that much hair surrounding her head.
She took poor Jay out back, such a shame,
for spilling the secret of tea angels in this game.
This is bad banning poetry, of that I admit,
and I fear I may be the next one to be hit.
So to the person under me, please be kind,
I'm relatively certain I'm losing my mind.

cjspearing wrote:

...and I fear I may be the next one to be hit....
...So to the person under me, please be kind,
I'm relatively certain I'm losing my mind....

Banned because you are, I will, and you have.

banned for quoting!

banned for banning someone using only 3 words and also for having an avatar of cyanide and happiness i haven't seen yet

Banned for ..... ZOMG! ZOMBIES!

*runs away screaming and flailing her arms in hysterics*

Banned for panicking! It's a good way to die!

Banned for thinking you were going to die. Shucks, all those droolers want to do is scratch you up a bit, roll you around in the filth like they do and give you some of their drugs so you drool a lot. Not good, I agree, but let's not get all upset about it. I remember a time back in 50s when I was riding with a cycle gang who did that every day just as a way to wake up.