HellFreeze slapped you with a newspaper!
"Hi, I'm HellFreeze. You might recognize me from games such as Urban Dead. I only newsslap with MCM Quarterly Review, because it's the heaviest. MCMQR uses whatever materials they can find, so the editorial section often is carved in stone, literally! They use only short words which even I can understand. It is marginally aerodynamic. It even comes with this convenient zombie apocalypse. And, best of all, it contains no news from 2005. So pick up your MCM Quarterly Review today... before your enemy does!" http://tinyurl.com/2b6jbg7