*drops bundle of newspapers on the floor with a resounding thump*
Here it is! The first issue of the Malton College of Medicine Quarterly Review (MCMQR)! The editor-in-chief, FuzzyWuzzie (he's the bear with the green visor and a cigar clenched between his teeth), has taken to his bed for several weeks' rest, but left us with a single message: GET IT OUT THERE!!
*stares at the addled bear*
OK, what I think he means is: Be paperboys and girls! Distribute the MCMQR far and wide!
What does that mean in practice? It means take the tinyurl for the Review:
and make it available to everyone! Slap people with newspapers, tell them what they're being slapped with and give them the link. (Do that especially if you're in a popular building with lots of occupants.) In anonymous buildings with dull graffiti, or on the streets, spray the link on the walls! There are currently 18,891 active players in Malton. That's a circulation to aim for!
And, next time you see the bear, give him a squeeze. This was all his idea, and it's been a lot of work. Congratulations Fuzzy!